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Don't mess with mothers!

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This was sent to me on the internet a while back. Thought the Moms would enjoy it!

My son came home from school one day

with a smirk upon his face,

He decided he was smart enough to put me in my place.

Guess what I learned in Civics Two, which is taught by Mr Wright?

It's all about the laws today, the Children's Bill of Rights.

It says I need not clean my room,

I don't have to cut my hair.

No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom of religion, and regardless of what you say,

I do not have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue and nose.

I can read and watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toes.

And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime.

I'll back up all my charges with the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use,

not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals like your mama did to you.

That's nothing more than mind control, and that's illegal too!

So, you can't influence me, or I'll call the Children's Service Division,

Better known as C.S.D.

Of course, my first instinct was to toss him out the door,

but the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go.

A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro!

Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill store.

I told him, " Pick out all you want, there are shirts and pants galore

I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care

If I bought you Walmart shoes instead of Nike Airs.

I've cancelled that appointment to take your driver's test.

The C.S.D. is unconcerned, so I'll decide what's best.

I said, "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch

And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own snack lunch

just to save the raging appetite and wait till dinnertime

We're having liver and onions, a favourite dish of mine.

He asked, 'Can I please rent a movie to watch on my VCR?"

Sorry, but I sold your TV for new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room, you will have to take the couch instead.

The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat.

That allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your Jet SKi, dirt bike and roller blades.

Check out the Parents' Bill of Rights, it's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying, why are you on your knees,

are you asking God to help you out instead of C.S.D?

Edited by Karen

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Cathy K

This is going into Ruby's treasure box, to be savored once she's a teen. Thank you!!


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Guest Engela

I should give this to a South African friend of mine here who is really struggling with her teenage son! He knows his 'rights' so much so that he wants to divorce himself from his family and then Mom must pay him support - no kidding! I know what I would have done if this was my son - 'n vet snotklap!

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